You Might Just Be On
a Nicaragua Mission Trip...
If your perfume smells like Bug Spray
If a COLD shower sounds Great!
If a 4 a.m. wake-up call seems Normal
You Might Just Be on a Nicaragua Mission Trip
If you have NO IDEA what's going on
If your necklace is your Passport Book
If you Forget you Understand English
You Might Just Be on a Nicaragua Mission Trip
If you use the same towel for 5 Days
If Flip Flops are your Sunday Dress Shoes
If you're ready for bed by 7 p.m.
You Might Just Be on a Nicaragua Mission Trip
If Church starts an HOUR late
If Rice & Beans 3 Times a Day seems Normal
If you wear Ear Plugs during Praise & Worship
You Might Just Be on a Nicaragua Mission Trip
If you Brush your Teeth with Bottled Water
If your washcloth is a Wet Ones Handywipe
If your only transportation is the BACK of a Truck
You Might Just Be on a Nicaragua Mission Trip
And Last But Not Least....
If you see HUMUNGOUS Cockroaches Fly
You are Absolutely on a Nicaragua Mission Trip!
Praise Cathedral Church of God